5. President Lincoln Getting His Earwax Cleaned
If I didn't know any better, I'd say that the spirit of late President Lincoln possessed its own statue in Washington D.C. to savour this almost holy moment. It is argued his ambiguous face in this picture is due to the raging boner that is unfortunately (or not) censored by cropping
4. Horse and Fake-Elvis in a Sex Ritual
No, your eyes are not deceiving you (although I bet you wish they did). Yes, this is a picture of a horse smelling fake chubby Elvis. My only explanation is the one I put above. It is alleged that this man is a direct descendant of Catherine the Great.
3. Squirrel-Riding Chewbacca Fighting the Nazis
Chewbacca was always known for being one hell of a baddass, but how much exactly we didn't know until this picture was leaked into the yellow pages a few weeks ago. Chewbacca denied all allegations against him, and said that he has never been "A nazi-killing bastard", but the real fans will not be swayed.
2. Creepy Vampire Baby
A new form of human species or did the virus developed by the scientists in the Umbrella corporation get released into the world? I have no idea, but I still suggest you watch your back.
1. A Cannon Sodomized By A Tank
"Then the Lord rained down burning sulfur on
Sodom and Gomorrah—from the Lord out of the heavens." - It is alleged that God did that after seeing this happen
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